The Chip Smart Cookie Oven Can Bake Cookies In Under 10 Minutes

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What the hell, technology? Why does anyone need a cookie oven? All ovens are cookie ovens!

This is probably the most ridiculous and useless product I’ve seen online all year. This cookie oven is designed only to bake cookies. It bakes cookies in under 10 minutes. That’s literally how long you bake cookies in a regular oven. It only bakes four cookies at a time. Apparently, that’s supposed to help people like me, who love cookies and can’t stand to only eat a few.

WRONG. If this cookie oven makes it so easy to bake cookies, you best believe I’m going to be baking more after I eat the first four. I will patiently wait for each batch to finish and then shove them in my face. Piping hot, I don’t care.

Did I mention you literally have to have an iphone and scan QR chips and jump through all kinds of technological hoops just to bake these stupid cookies?

No. I’ll go to the store and get some cookie dough and throw it in the oven. I’ll even take the time to bake my cookies from scratch. I won’t let a robot control my life.

Take a look at this dump thing with its dumb apps and leave your thoughts in the comments section.